Cum-tinuing our series on the World's Top Spermographers, we are pleased to offer you Part Two of our interview with the great ALAIN D WEST, maestro of masturbation. Mr. West is known for his unique approach and elegant musings on the Art of Cum, and he delivers as always. Enjoy. ![]()
"ALL THAT JIZZ": TEN QUESTIONS AND REFLECTIONS ON CUM-POSITIONS BY A MASTER BLASTER1. You've been working on your own blog now for several months, called SUCH A TEASE. Tell us about it.The title has been reworked several times but I've settled on Summa Cum Laude. There will be exclusives in the form of preview material for upcoming projects and other items that fall outside the realm of Cum-Positions but live up to the name Summa Cum Laude. 2. While most cum artists treat each ejaculation as a 'one-off', your works are often a collection of masturbation sessions. These take on the quality of a ritual. Is there some kind of sequential process that characterizes your relationship with each of your targets?Yes, there is. I'd call it an exploration not only of the target's body of work but also their body- literally. Sorting through their wank off material or what they would refer to as their music and/or films forms a rough collage of them in a light that would offer for myself the highest degree of orgasm. I use this collection of images and superimpose them into the pornography I view while edging which usually takes about 45 minutes to an hour. At the beginning of my tenure as Alain D. West until the release of Magna Cum Laude (A Collection of Sequels) I divided my time with a target into two days as my schedule allowed it. The first day was the pay off to a week devoted to sorting through media with a final formation of the ideal image as stated above. The second day involves abstaining from watching or listening to any of the target's work and is focused on still images only as seen in my videos. Watching pornography involving individuals that resemble the target is also incorporated as I superimpose the aforementioned image to reach a point of no return, extend that excruciating length of time until finally the climax. ![]()
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3. If we agree that the reason why celebrity babes display themselves is to attract anonymous sperm donors, then what is the cum artist saying when he paints their portraits with his fluid?I'm only speaking for myself but I'd say that “because of them my cum will land anywhere it wants to and there isn't a fucking thing they can do about it”. 4. Is there any real difference between the female sex stars of today and the courtesans of history?Once a whore always a whore. Depending on the culture there are varying degrees to which we are exposed to them and in the process teased. The increased exposure available today I think has lead to more acceptance. 5. There are so many popular songs that talk about man's submissiveness towards women, like “Slave To Love”, “Ain't No Cure For Love”, “Addicted to Love”, the list goes on and on. Is masturbation a form of inoculation or therapy, so men can rescue themselves from woman's dominance?Oddly for me, it's both. To expand upon what I remarked earlier, I'm cumming on a target of my choice but only because I allowed myself to become so spellbound. I like to think I'm detached but the mere fact that I'm literally paying tribute to a famous female speaks volumes of my submissiveness. The male dominance factor plays into the climax as I don't think there is any other physical action that is as quintessentially masculine as the cumshot.![]()
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6. When you perform your spermographic ritual, what is your attitude towards your target? Are you a lover? A master? A dominator? Or...?I'll put it this way: As a sign of my submission to their beauty I will dominate them with an act they wouldn't permit their dearest lover to perform - cum on their face. 7. Talk about some of the black and other 'ethnic' goddesses you enjoy cum painting. Do you think the 'mainstream' masturbators are intimidated by 'colored girls'?I have love for all my sisters no matter the colour but there is something about the light mocha to blackest of night in skin tone that gets my balls rumbling. Halle Berry was one of my firsts, Sarah Shahi who is a mix of Iranian and Spanish is a favourite of mine. Keri Hilson is underappreciated. Speaking as someone who is multiracial with the blessed benefit of being raised in a multicultural area I do see a somewhat exclusive appreciation by people for those within their own group. I don't have a problem with this whatsoever but I do enjoy seeing someone try all the flavors such as yourself.![]()
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8. Given the recent actions of the 'thought police' shutting down Megaupload, there was a visible chill in the adult blogosphere. Do you think that this is a 'scare tactic' by the entertainment industry, because they're afraid of people who create 'home-grown porn' like cum pics? Does it disturb you?I hope the day never comes when the Wild West that was the Internet and its main artery, pornography and especially of the home-grown variety shuts down. I do believe that this was a scare tactic, an extra card up the sleeve placed on the table to show that they have the technology to stay in charge. But if anything, people will find a way to combat this. 9. What can we expect from Alain D West in the coming year?"ThrobbingWood", planned for April, is a project that highlights up and cumming actresses and the ones who still have what it takes to take some ball juice in the eye. 2012 also marks the start of several trilogies focusing on various groups of female entertainers. Another trilogy which is hugely inspired by you and your work saw some progress a week ago. The tentative name for this project is Three Colors. 10. Would you like to meet and have sex with any of the girls upon which you explode? Name your top three choices, and why.This past winter I was really feeling the more pastier actresses such as Olivia Wilde. I'd fuck her solely for her eyes. Sarah Shahi because reportedly she attended a real class on how to give “expert” blowjobs. I've always had a sneaking suspicion that a great deal of Hollywood starlets don't know how to fuck and suck. Finally, I'd love to fill up Jessica Alba in the ass because that pussy must be loose as fuck now. CUMPOSITIONS BY ALAIN D WEST FEATURED IN THIS ARTICLE: TOP - SARAH SHAHI, from LES BIEN; JESSICA BIEL, sequence from THE BALLAD OF MARY CUMDEN; GWEN STEFANI, sequence from L.A.M.B. AU JUS; SARAH SHAHI, sequence from LES BIENDOWNLOADS FOR CUMWORKS AND VIDEOS BY ALAIN D WEST HERE: The Ballad of Mary CumdenMOV: http://www.mediafire.com/?e95a6vwg04g233kMP4: http://www.mediafire.com/?c75vvsbi9xir7x2L.A.M.B. Au JusMOV: http://www.mediafire.com/?bb381lqe57y8gq8MP4: http://www.mediafire.com/?cjr6wzo236a38rdLes BienMOV: http://www.mediafire.com/?74twbejdog41v4vMP4: http://www.mediafire.com/?0ubzc48bfzeuizk
3. If we agree that the reason why celebrity babes display themselves is to attract anonymous sperm donors, then what is the cum artist saying when he paints their portraits with his fluid?I'm only speaking for myself but I'd say that “because of them my cum will land anywhere it wants to and there isn't a fucking thing they can do about it”. 4. Is there any real difference between the female sex stars of today and the courtesans of history?Once a whore always a whore. Depending on the culture there are varying degrees to which we are exposed to them and in the process teased. The increased exposure available today I think has lead to more acceptance. 5. There are so many popular songs that talk about man's submissiveness towards women, like “Slave To Love”, “Ain't No Cure For Love”, “Addicted to Love”, the list goes on and on. Is masturbation a form of inoculation or therapy, so men can rescue themselves from woman's dominance?Oddly for me, it's both. To expand upon what I remarked earlier, I'm cumming on a target of my choice but only because I allowed myself to become so spellbound. I like to think I'm detached but the mere fact that I'm literally paying tribute to a famous female speaks volumes of my submissiveness. The male dominance factor plays into the climax as I don't think there is any other physical action that is as quintessentially masculine as the cumshot.
6. When you perform your spermographic ritual, what is your attitude towards your target? Are you a lover? A master? A dominator? Or...?I'll put it this way: As a sign of my submission to their beauty I will dominate them with an act they wouldn't permit their dearest lover to perform - cum on their face. 7. Talk about some of the black and other 'ethnic' goddesses you enjoy cum painting. Do you think the 'mainstream' masturbators are intimidated by 'colored girls'?I have love for all my sisters no matter the colour but there is something about the light mocha to blackest of night in skin tone that gets my balls rumbling. Halle Berry was one of my firsts, Sarah Shahi who is a mix of Iranian and Spanish is a favourite of mine. Keri Hilson is underappreciated. Speaking as someone who is multiracial with the blessed benefit of being raised in a multicultural area I do see a somewhat exclusive appreciation by people for those within their own group. I don't have a problem with this whatsoever but I do enjoy seeing someone try all the flavors such as yourself.
8. Given the recent actions of the 'thought police' shutting down Megaupload, there was a visible chill in the adult blogosphere. Do you think that this is a 'scare tactic' by the entertainment industry, because they're afraid of people who create 'home-grown porn' like cum pics? Does it disturb you?I hope the day never comes when the Wild West that was the Internet and its main artery, pornography and especially of the home-grown variety shuts down. I do believe that this was a scare tactic, an extra card up the sleeve placed on the table to show that they have the technology to stay in charge. But if anything, people will find a way to combat this. 9. What can we expect from Alain D West in the coming year?"ThrobbingWood", planned for April, is a project that highlights up and cumming actresses and the ones who still have what it takes to take some ball juice in the eye. 2012 also marks the start of several trilogies focusing on various groups of female entertainers. Another trilogy which is hugely inspired by you and your work saw some progress a week ago. The tentative name for this project is Three Colors. 10. Would you like to meet and have sex with any of the girls upon which you explode? Name your top three choices, and why.This past winter I was really feeling the more pastier actresses such as Olivia Wilde. I'd fuck her solely for her eyes. Sarah Shahi because reportedly she attended a real class on how to give “expert” blowjobs. I've always had a sneaking suspicion that a great deal of Hollywood starlets don't know how to fuck and suck. Finally, I'd love to fill up Jessica Alba in the ass because that pussy must be loose as fuck now. CUMPOSITIONS BY ALAIN D WEST FEATURED IN THIS ARTICLE: TOP - SARAH SHAHI, from LES BIEN; JESSICA BIEL, sequence from THE BALLAD OF MARY CUMDEN; GWEN STEFANI, sequence from L.A.M.B. AU JUS; SARAH SHAHI, sequence from LES BIENDOWNLOADS FOR CUMWORKS AND VIDEOS BY ALAIN D WEST HERE: The Ballad of Mary CumdenMOV: http://www.mediafire.com/?e95a6vwg04g233kMP4: http://www.mediafire.com/?c75vvsbi9xir7x2L.A.M.B. Au JusMOV: http://www.mediafire.com/?bb381lqe57y8gq8MP4: http://www.mediafire.com/?cjr6wzo236a38rdLes BienMOV: http://www.mediafire.com/?74twbejdog41v4vMP4: http://www.mediafire.com/?0ubzc48bfzeuizk