Masters Of Cum Art 18: JB069, Agent Of C.U.M.

In the world of Cum Art, it's very exciting to discover Master Blasters like JB069. His expert use of an impressive meatstick, and distinctive sperm-o-graphic technique, make him a jacker to watch. Enjoy his work! TEN QUESTIONS FOR JB069, AGENT OF C.U.M. (CLUB of UNIVERSAL MASTURBATION)1. Since when have you been making cumpics? When did you start posting them on the web? I've been making cumpics for about a year and a half now. I've always been in to making erotic art/pornography for as far back as I can remember. Drawing naked women and people having sex, I always imagined it was my cock I was drawing in there. I would take porn videos and edit them to my taste, lots of blowjobs and cumshots, the cumshot over and over again! I would make collections of screen captures from pornos- catching every glorious freeze frame of the facial cumshot. I've always had a thing for celebrities too, the beautiful unattainable Goddesses of the silver screen. They would never sink to doing porn, so it was up to my imagination. So I naturally stumbled onto the wonderful world of celebrity fakes. Some fakes were good, some great, most were bad, but I would collect as many as I could find anyway. The worst were the fake facials though. They were so disappointing, so fake. I had already given up on learning photoshop, though I would still love a realistic fake of me getting head from Keira Knightley! There had to be a better way to fake a celeb facial cumshot! Well at this time, I had recently discovered the wonderful art of taking a picture of my cock on the face, mouth, pussy or ass of a pornstar, celebrity or just plain hot chicks and sluts. I had shot my cum on a few of those pics and photographed it, but no thought of sharing them. Now this is the cool part. One day I was thinking about the celeb facial proble, and it just occurred to me, "I could just cum on the pictures of the celebrities and photograph that. I bet that would look better than a fake, I'll bet I could even make a website about it and some people might like it!" Well I went home that night and splooged a big load all over Keira Knightley! That was on December 29th 2010. On January 3rd 2011, while looking for celeb facial fakes of Gwyneth Paltrow, I discovered your amazing site, BLONDES HAVE MORE CUM. I was so stoked, my idea was vindicated. I was a little bummed that I wasn't the first to do this, but now I knew I could do it. I started doing photo shoots, and working on my technique. Six months later in June of 2011, I went live with JB's CUM ON HER FACE! (jb069bj-cumonherface.blogspot.com). 2. What made you decide to share your work with others? My decision to share my work with others was pretty easy. I felt there was a need for more pics of celebs with cum on their faces, and I was happy to do the cumming! Really I do it for myself. If other people like it, even better, I 'm happy to share. Actually I've been quite surprised by peoples responses, generally very positive. Everytime I look at my finished pieces, I get hard. If I don't get hard, then the piece doesn't go on the site. My cock is my guide! 3. Do you cum on amateurs, celebs, or both? Why? Why not?I have cum on amateurs, but only for personal fun. I'd hate to have some girl find her pic on my site with my cock and cum all over her, if she didn't like it. If I knew it would turn her on, or had her consent, I would definitely do it. I'm not judging others who do this. There are several blogs I subscribe to that do cum on amateurs and I enjoy their work, it's just not what I want to do. Celebrities are a special case. Celebrities put themselves in the limelight. They make their livings off of being adored and worshiped by their fans. Jennifer Aniston is a perfect example. She is on the cover of some magazine every week, this is no accident, she wants the publicity. I'm sure celebs look for cum pics and fakes of themselves, and I hope they find and are flattered by mine. It really turns me on to think a celeb might see herself with my cock showering her with the adoration she craves! 4. Who are your favorite cum targets?My favorite cum targets, so many beautiful celebs, so little time to cum on them all! Keira Knightley, has always been a favorite. Olivia Wilde is looking pretty amazing these days! Natalie Portman, Jennifer Aniston, Mila Kunis, Anne Hathaway, all fun as hell to cum on! I guess I have a penchant for brunettes! When I pic a cum target though, I prefer to pick a set of pictures that speaks to me. I like to tell a story with my art, different facial expressions as I show my cock to her, as I blow my load. I like my pieces to be active, I want it to seem like more than just cumming on a piece of paper! 5. If you could pick ONE celeb and make her your permanent cum slave, who would that be and why? Hmmmm, as far as celebs it's Keira Knightley again! There's just something about that face that makes me want to slap my cock on her, stick my dick in her mouth and cum on her face! Really though, I'd like to make Sasha Grey my cum slave! She is the dirtiest, sexiest thing! I'd love to keep her in my basement and fuck her and cum her every way and every day! You won't see me cum on a pornstar on my site though, because there are already plenty of real shots of them covered in cum! 6. In some of your cumpics, you choose images that make it seem like you are taking the celeb 'by surprise'. Would you like to actually surprise a celeb in real life by cumming on her? How do you think/hope she would react?
In my work I am creating a fantasy for myself. I am trying to create a narrative where the celeb is turned on by my cock and my attention to her. It is a show for her, I want her to know that my penis is raised in adoration for her. My cum is the final verification of my adulation and tribulation of my fascination for her! As far as surprising her, that is all part of the fantasy. Seriously, when am I going to get a chance to show Keira Knightley my cock? So in my fantasy, we meet, and at my first opporunity, I show her my boner, she is impressed by my obvious adoration for her, so she gets on her knees and sucks my cock until it explodes all over her face! Oh shit, I just made myself cum again! Seriously though, in creating a fantasy, I try to make it somewhat plausible. As far as the look of surprise goes, almost everytime you cum on a woman's face, she looks surprised. Even if she is telling you to cum on her face, the moment that jizz hits her face she flinches and closes her eyes, if only for a second. I love that. I've heard other cum artists say that they are fascinated by cum. I am the same way. I love seeing cum. I just happen to think that cum looks best on a womans face! Any woman is made 10X more beatuiful if it has jizz splashed across it. 100X more beautiful if it is my jizz! 7. Your meatstick is a cum missile. Are girls intimidated by your massive dick and endless supply of cum?My dick. I love my dick. Almost every woman who has ever had my dick has told me that it is perfect. It's really not that huge, just a bit over average size. 6 1/2" for the record. I'm afraid that if it were any longer I might not be able to get it all the way down a woman's throat, or go balls deep into her asshole! Let me just say here, that I am married and am a very lucky guy. My wife loves my cock and my jizz and lets me do anything I want to her! She sucks my cock anytime I need it, and she takes it anywhere I want to put it. Nothing makes her more proud than when I blow a huge load down her throat. On that note, it does take me a couple of days to save up a really big load for the celebs. There are several weeks when I only have a day or two's worth of jizz to cover a celeb. If I get 3 days to save up a load, you can bet that I'll give that celeb a great cum covering! Olivia Wilde is a perfect example ( Fuck she is hot!). The first time I came on her pic, I only had 1 day of rest after cumming 7 or 8 times the 2 days previous (sexfest with the wife!). I only spurted out a few teaspoons of jizz. This was disappointing to me, but I published the pics anyway because Olivia just looked so amazing. But I knew I owed Olivia more cum, so the next time I gave her 3 days worth of cum, that was a very satisfying orgasm! 8. You have a chance to get a celebrity item of clothing, and cum in one of her items of clothing. Which celeb(s), which item(s), and what's your fantasy about it?This is an easy one- KEIRA KNIGHTLEY! I want to cum on her nightly(winks)! I want her undies! I want to rub my cock on her silky bra, I'm sure she wears one once in awhile! But if I could get a pair of her dirty panties, with a little smudge of girl goo- I would be in 7th heaven! Oh god, think about it, Keira Knightley's panties, something that had been so close to the Goddesses twat, what could be better? 9. Do you think girls dig these celebrity cum blogs? Do you think celebs enjoy seeing themselves covered in cum? Do the cum covered celebrities like my blog? I like to think so. I think most celebs are pretty vain. I think they love the attention they get, and my pieces are my celebration of what they do for me. I am a man and I love to look at beautiful woman. I am married and don't cheat on my wife, so this is my outlet, my fanatasy world. I can fuck and cum on the most beautiful woman in the world without guilt. Part of my fantasy is that these celebs do look at the pics of my cock and cum on their faces, and perhaps masturbate to them as well. To all my fantasy girls- This cum's for you! 10. In your opinion, which celeb would make the Best XXX actress, Pro Hoe and Cum Star? Who would make the best pro hoe? I'd like to think Keira Knightley, of course! I want to throat fuck her, then fuck her, then have her taste her delicious pussy, then fuck her some more. Fuck her doggy style, pull her hair and twist her sweet nips, ram it deep! In my experience, every woman has an inner whore she's just dying to let loose. Celebs are no exception, but they do have a reputation to look out for. Right now I'm jerking off to the thought of JoJo sucking my cock, she loves it. That's what my website CUM ON HER FACE!http://jb069bj-cumonherface.blogspot.com is all about, imagining what it would be like if these celebs unleashed and went public with their inner ho! JB, thanks very much for sharing your work and your fap-philosophy with us.Thank you, Scimione, for helping me share my fantasies with the world! JB's cum covered goddesses, from top:KATRINA BOWDEN (X3); VICTORIA JUSTICE (X2); MILA KUNIS (X4); KEIRA KNIGHTLEY; NATALIE PORTMAN (X6); JB069 BEING SERVICED BY HIS WIFE; JESSICA SIMPSON (X4); KEIRA KNIGHTLEY.