At CELEB MASTURBATION NATION, we seek to bring you the best work from Masters of Cum Art. We're also always looking for fresh talent. ISPLURGE is one of this New Wave of Cyber Cummers. His creations are fascinating and exciting. Enjoy. ![]()
1. How long have you been doing cum pics? Do you want to tell our audience where you are based? ![]()
ISPLURGE: I’m based in a small town in the north of England. I’ve been cumming pics for about nine months now, since last September so I’m fairly new to the 'scene'. Actually, I tell a lie (winks)...During my teenage years I remember ejaculating over The Spice Girls. I used to put press clippings of them into a clear plastic wallet, lock myself into the bathroom and fap like crazy to them! Geri was my favourite I think, followed by Posh. It was a phase I went through that lasted three months tops and I’m going back fifteen years! 2. When and why did you decide to start sharing them with others on forums and blogs?ISPLURGE: This time last year I didn’t even know that the cum-on-picture community existed and I’ll be honest it never would have occurred to me to print out a photo, spunk all over it, photograph the whole process and share the results with a community of likeminded wankers!No, I stumbled upon the community via a Google search -- ‘Sophie Reade Masturbation’ I think. All I was hoping to find was maybe a couple of threads on a forum somewhere with some posters discussing how wankable Sophie is and how much they enjoyed wanking over her. Instead, I was confronted with something much more visceral! At first I was mildly shocked by it! I mean wow! A thread with at least 5 different posters all openly launching wave after wave of semen over that poor top-heavy bimbo. How crazy! But the more I thought about it, how arousing also!I guess it’s the paradoxical nature of committing such an act that confounds and excites me. It is in many ways the ultimate compliment you can pay a girl, but also the same time, a highly offensive form of degradation. Symbolically at least, it appears that you are committing a highly masculine act of strength, but in reality you are merely showing the weakness of your gender. You are a slave to lust and the fact that you went to so much trouble to visibly degrade her actually proves how much of a slave you are. The female has, either wittingly or unwittingly, gained total control over your penis. The more you degrade a girl, the more powerful she becomes and the more attractive she becomes. If several guys are degrading the same girl, she becomes even more attractive and powerful!3. What is your process for choosing a target? Do you have a preference for celebs over models over pornstars over amateurs, or vice versa? Do you have favourites? Who and why?![]()
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ISPLURGE: I don’t have a process as such, though generally I prefer celebrities and glamour models. Only because celebrities and glamour models tend to be more attractive than the general public. Porn stars are often very attractive, but hold little appeal for me. I’ve no idea why! ![]()
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I like to think I have reasonably high standards when it comes to choosing my targets. I’m complimenting their sex appeal after all! Sophie Reade for example, has a fairly average face (when compared to someone like Megan Fox) but a majestic set of tits and pulls off the bimbo blonde look perfectly, so she deserves to be ‘complimented’ by me. Likewise, Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays, isn’t anywhere nearly as attractive as say Jolie or Fox, but her juicy butt and long shapely legs make my cock throb, so she deserves a load from me! There was this Italian chick posted in the amateur section who could have been mistaken for an Italian pop star. She had big perky boobs, long barbie doll legs, a butt that wouldn’t quit and a fairly cute face so she got the ‘attention’ she deserved from me! ![]()
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It’s not rocket science! I find a woman sexually attractive, and I spray her with semen -- it’s that simple! In the future, I will be focusing my ‘compliments’ on the most attractive girls. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton etc. are all on my to do list. I may also target a few fashion models. They seem to hold little appeal in the cum-community, but usually have very attractive faces even if their figures are often waif like. Alexa Chung and Chloe Lloyd are must blasts!![]()
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4. Your cumpics all seem to be done on a computer or mobile device screen as opposed to printed images. Why? Do you enjoy 'cum on screen' as opposed to 'cum on printed pictures', or 'cum on magazine pages/covers?ISPLURGE: I don’t! It’s just cheaper and more convenient than using paper or going out and buying a magazine. I don’t buy Nuts, I get most of my girlie thrills via the internet! I think the results I get with my set-up are pretty good. There are a few niggles. You have to be aware of the backlit screen when using a camera flash for example, and some people state that the cum ‘floats’ on the screen rather than seeping into the ink...but I don’t really think that it dilutes the visceral content of the finished product. A red-hot throbbing cock pumping out white-hot semen is pretty hot on either screen or paper if photographed well!![]()
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5. How do you prepare yourself for a 'cum session' with your girls? Do you look at different pictures of the girls, do you look at porn, do you edge or stroke for a period of time before ejaculating? Please describe that for our readers. For example, do you talk to your girls while you're jacking off on them? What do you say?ISPLURGE: I don’t really ‘prepare’ as such. I’ve been a habitual wanker for years! Wanking is like going to the toilet for me (laughs). If I find myself on my own, I’m usually scanning the internet for soft porn or half naked celebrities and stroking away! Today for example, I must have spent four to five hours on my own wanking without even attempting to reach orgasm.![]()
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My thought process on the matter is fairly uncomplicated. It’s usually along the lines of ‘Yeah that girl’s fit! I’m gonna blast her! Lets make it happen!’ At some point in the future, I get a good picture of the girl onto my iPad, stroke hard to get a decent boner, photograph the boner from all angels then fap furiously whilst thinking about what makes the girl in question so sexy before unloading. It’s usually over in five to ten minutes. I don’t really talk to the girls at all, I just try to absorb their beauty, and use said beauty to harden my cock!![]()
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6. Have you ever met one of your targets? Would you like to? Do you think she would like to meet you?ISPLURGE: No, I’ve never met any of my targets. I’m not too bothered if I meet them or not, but I certainly wouldn’t mention this ‘hobby’ of mine to them! I think most girls would run away screaming if I told them what I did to their pictures. Maybe there will be a handful of girls that would be turned on by it, but face it, they’re quite rare! Girls are complicated creatures, they like to feel sexy and be lusted after, but not to this degree. I think this ‘fetish’ crosses a line! ![]()
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7. Do you think celebs and models know men jack off looking at them? Do you think they like it?ISPLURGE: It’s an interesting question! I think celebrities (especially every female celebrity/model famous mainly for the way they look) know that they are highly attractive specimens. They know that lust equals power, and are trading their looks for fame and money. They are using the way they look to their advantage, because it’s easy for them and society permits it, even rewards them for it. Whether they join the dots however, I can’t say! Though for say a random Nuts girl, posing in a skimpy bikini with their oversized breasts...well you don’t exactly have to be Poirot to figure out what the Nuts readership will be doing with their pictures! Do they like it? Well again I can’t say for certain. I think like I said in my previous answer, girls like to be lusted after and feel sexy but they don’t want to feel violated. I think most of them clearly like the attention however, though only to a degree.8. Do you think women wish they had a cock so they could shoot sperm the way men do?ISPLURGE: Err no idea! I did start a (now discontinued) Tumblr blog last year though called something like Adriana Lima Drenched. I posted cum pics of Adriana Lima and most of the followers were girls! Most were grossed out at it and/or found it funny. One remarked ‘This is funny because if I did have a cock I too would be spraying Adriana Lima with cum’. But on the whole, I guess you accept the confines of your gender. I think most heterosexual women would prefer a cock in their hole rather than a cock of their own!9. What is your best work, of all the cum pics you've done? Are there any cum artists whose work you admire?![]()
ISPLURGE: I was pretty happy with the way the Danica Thrall cum-pic I did turned out. I did it a couple of months back but it went largely un-noticed by the community. It was such a thick creamy load that completely submerged her mouth and right breast. What I liked about it was that it was already an ultra hot picture of an ultra hot woman but rather than degrading her, I ended up enhancing her beauty. I was also similarly pleased with my recent drenching of Emily Scott for the exact same reasons. I don’t cum on girls to degrade them, I do it to compliment them! I don’t have one cum artist I admire specifically, I appreciate any picture of a hot girl being drenched in semen photographed by a competent photographer. You, Scimione, meet that criteria, as do several others!10. Do you have any special 'cum projects' for the future?ISPLURGE: I’m planning on tributing Adriana Lima. Every part of her! Starting with a picture of just her long long legs. Then spraying that perky butt, those juicy breasts and that beautiful face of hers. Every part of her is so cum-worthy! She is in my opinion the girl who is comes closest to physical perfection and as such is in need of an extra special tribute!! The works of iSplurge from his personal collection, and selected by him exclusively for CELEB MASTURBATION NATION - our thanks to him and the ladies! - from top: EMILY MARCHINKO; EMILY SCOTT; MARIA FOWLER (4X); MARIA FOWLER (2X with red hair); SOPHIE READE (2X); EMILY SCOTT (6X); KELLY BROOK (6X); SOPHIE READE (3X); STACI COLE (3X); EMILY COLE; JESSICA BURKE; DANICA THRALL.
1. How long have you been doing cum pics? Do you want to tell our audience where you are based? 
ISPLURGE: I’m based in a small town in the north of England. I’ve been cumming pics for about nine months now, since last September so I’m fairly new to the 'scene'. Actually, I tell a lie (winks)...During my teenage years I remember ejaculating over The Spice Girls. I used to put press clippings of them into a clear plastic wallet, lock myself into the bathroom and fap like crazy to them! Geri was my favourite I think, followed by Posh. It was a phase I went through that lasted three months tops and I’m going back fifteen years! 2. When and why did you decide to start sharing them with others on forums and blogs?ISPLURGE: This time last year I didn’t even know that the cum-on-picture community existed and I’ll be honest it never would have occurred to me to print out a photo, spunk all over it, photograph the whole process and share the results with a community of likeminded wankers!No, I stumbled upon the community via a Google search -- ‘Sophie Reade Masturbation’ I think. All I was hoping to find was maybe a couple of threads on a forum somewhere with some posters discussing how wankable Sophie is and how much they enjoyed wanking over her. Instead, I was confronted with something much more visceral! At first I was mildly shocked by it! I mean wow! A thread with at least 5 different posters all openly launching wave after wave of semen over that poor top-heavy bimbo. How crazy! But the more I thought about it, how arousing also!I guess it’s the paradoxical nature of committing such an act that confounds and excites me. It is in many ways the ultimate compliment you can pay a girl, but also the same time, a highly offensive form of degradation. Symbolically at least, it appears that you are committing a highly masculine act of strength, but in reality you are merely showing the weakness of your gender. You are a slave to lust and the fact that you went to so much trouble to visibly degrade her actually proves how much of a slave you are. The female has, either wittingly or unwittingly, gained total control over your penis. The more you degrade a girl, the more powerful she becomes and the more attractive she becomes. If several guys are degrading the same girl, she becomes even more attractive and powerful!3. What is your process for choosing a target? Do you have a preference for celebs over models over pornstars over amateurs, or vice versa? Do you have favourites? Who and why?
ISPLURGE: I don’t have a process as such, though generally I prefer celebrities and glamour models. Only because celebrities and glamour models tend to be more attractive than the general public. Porn stars are often very attractive, but hold little appeal for me. I’ve no idea why! 
I like to think I have reasonably high standards when it comes to choosing my targets. I’m complimenting their sex appeal after all! Sophie Reade for example, has a fairly average face (when compared to someone like Megan Fox) but a majestic set of tits and pulls off the bimbo blonde look perfectly, so she deserves to be ‘complimented’ by me. Likewise, Frankie Sandford from the Saturdays, isn’t anywhere nearly as attractive as say Jolie or Fox, but her juicy butt and long shapely legs make my cock throb, so she deserves a load from me! There was this Italian chick posted in the amateur section who could have been mistaken for an Italian pop star. She had big perky boobs, long barbie doll legs, a butt that wouldn’t quit and a fairly cute face so she got the ‘attention’ she deserved from me! 
It’s not rocket science! I find a woman sexually attractive, and I spray her with semen -- it’s that simple! In the future, I will be focusing my ‘compliments’ on the most attractive girls. Adriana Lima, Megan Fox, Angelina Jolie, Scarlett Johansson, Kate Upton etc. are all on my to do list. I may also target a few fashion models. They seem to hold little appeal in the cum-community, but usually have very attractive faces even if their figures are often waif like. Alexa Chung and Chloe Lloyd are must blasts!
4. Your cumpics all seem to be done on a computer or mobile device screen as opposed to printed images. Why? Do you enjoy 'cum on screen' as opposed to 'cum on printed pictures', or 'cum on magazine pages/covers?ISPLURGE: I don’t! It’s just cheaper and more convenient than using paper or going out and buying a magazine. I don’t buy Nuts, I get most of my girlie thrills via the internet! I think the results I get with my set-up are pretty good. There are a few niggles. You have to be aware of the backlit screen when using a camera flash for example, and some people state that the cum ‘floats’ on the screen rather than seeping into the ink...but I don’t really think that it dilutes the visceral content of the finished product. A red-hot throbbing cock pumping out white-hot semen is pretty hot on either screen or paper if photographed well!
5. How do you prepare yourself for a 'cum session' with your girls? Do you look at different pictures of the girls, do you look at porn, do you edge or stroke for a period of time before ejaculating? Please describe that for our readers. For example, do you talk to your girls while you're jacking off on them? What do you say?ISPLURGE: I don’t really ‘prepare’ as such. I’ve been a habitual wanker for years! Wanking is like going to the toilet for me (laughs). If I find myself on my own, I’m usually scanning the internet for soft porn or half naked celebrities and stroking away! Today for example, I must have spent four to five hours on my own wanking without even attempting to reach orgasm.
My thought process on the matter is fairly uncomplicated. It’s usually along the lines of ‘Yeah that girl’s fit! I’m gonna blast her! Lets make it happen!’ At some point in the future, I get a good picture of the girl onto my iPad, stroke hard to get a decent boner, photograph the boner from all angels then fap furiously whilst thinking about what makes the girl in question so sexy before unloading. It’s usually over in five to ten minutes. I don’t really talk to the girls at all, I just try to absorb their beauty, and use said beauty to harden my cock!
6. Have you ever met one of your targets? Would you like to? Do you think she would like to meet you?ISPLURGE: No, I’ve never met any of my targets. I’m not too bothered if I meet them or not, but I certainly wouldn’t mention this ‘hobby’ of mine to them! I think most girls would run away screaming if I told them what I did to their pictures. Maybe there will be a handful of girls that would be turned on by it, but face it, they’re quite rare! Girls are complicated creatures, they like to feel sexy and be lusted after, but not to this degree. I think this ‘fetish’ crosses a line! 
7. Do you think celebs and models know men jack off looking at them? Do you think they like it?ISPLURGE: It’s an interesting question! I think celebrities (especially every female celebrity/model famous mainly for the way they look) know that they are highly attractive specimens. They know that lust equals power, and are trading their looks for fame and money. They are using the way they look to their advantage, because it’s easy for them and society permits it, even rewards them for it. Whether they join the dots however, I can’t say! Though for say a random Nuts girl, posing in a skimpy bikini with their oversized breasts...well you don’t exactly have to be Poirot to figure out what the Nuts readership will be doing with their pictures! Do they like it? Well again I can’t say for certain. I think like I said in my previous answer, girls like to be lusted after and feel sexy but they don’t want to feel violated. I think most of them clearly like the attention however, though only to a degree.8. Do you think women wish they had a cock so they could shoot sperm the way men do?ISPLURGE: Err no idea! I did start a (now discontinued) Tumblr blog last year though called something like Adriana Lima Drenched. I posted cum pics of Adriana Lima and most of the followers were girls! Most were grossed out at it and/or found it funny. One remarked ‘This is funny because if I did have a cock I too would be spraying Adriana Lima with cum’. But on the whole, I guess you accept the confines of your gender. I think most heterosexual women would prefer a cock in their hole rather than a cock of their own!9. What is your best work, of all the cum pics you've done? Are there any cum artists whose work you admire?
ISPLURGE: I was pretty happy with the way the Danica Thrall cum-pic I did turned out. I did it a couple of months back but it went largely un-noticed by the community. It was such a thick creamy load that completely submerged her mouth and right breast. What I liked about it was that it was already an ultra hot picture of an ultra hot woman but rather than degrading her, I ended up enhancing her beauty. I was also similarly pleased with my recent drenching of Emily Scott for the exact same reasons. I don’t cum on girls to degrade them, I do it to compliment them! I don’t have one cum artist I admire specifically, I appreciate any picture of a hot girl being drenched in semen photographed by a competent photographer. You, Scimione, meet that criteria, as do several others!10. Do you have any special 'cum projects' for the future?ISPLURGE: I’m planning on tributing Adriana Lima. Every part of her! Starting with a picture of just her long long legs. Then spraying that perky butt, those juicy breasts and that beautiful face of hers. Every part of her is so cum-worthy! She is in my opinion the girl who is comes closest to physical perfection and as such is in need of an extra special tribute!! The works of iSplurge from his personal collection, and selected by him exclusively for CELEB MASTURBATION NATION - our thanks to him and the ladies! - from top: EMILY MARCHINKO; EMILY SCOTT; MARIA FOWLER (4X); MARIA FOWLER (2X with red hair); SOPHIE READE (2X); EMILY SCOTT (6X); KELLY BROOK (6X); SOPHIE READE (3X); STACI COLE (3X); EMILY COLE; JESSICA BURKE; DANICA THRALL.