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2 CUMSTARS by 2 CUM ARTISTS PART 3: Shakira, Kim Kardashian

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Once again, we bring you the artistry of Master Spermsatirists ALEX and SCIMIONE. This time they take on the tits and ass-ets of two more superstar cum targets: SHAKIRA and KIM KARDASHIAN. Enjoy!
ALEX AND SCIMIONE DO SHAKIRA AND KIM KARDASHIANSCIMIONE:Hey Alex, Shakira seems to be an obsession for you. What is it about Shakira that makes you spurt volcanoes of your thickest hottest jizz?ALEX: You know, Scim, Shakira is definitely an obsession. I think it's that she is still kinda innocent, but still she moves like a whore-goddess. Remember the "She Wolf" video? What a sexy slut. My cock is hard again telling you about this and I probably have to cum for her already. SCIMIONE: What part of Shakira excites you the most?ALEX: Shakira has this big horny smile which makes me go hard immediately. She definitely wants cock and jizz all over her, all the time.

SCIMIONE:Let's say you meet Shakira and she tells you she loves your work. She offers every hole to you. Which one will you stick your cock in first?ALEX: First I would love to abuse her asshole roughly while she swings her hips - like in her videos. After that, I would fuck the last bit of innocence out of her face. SCIMIONE:What's the dirtiest, filthiest thing you can imagine Shakira doing?ALEX: That she gets stuffed with cock in every one of her hot holes and gets drowned with cum in a bukkake session with at least 30 cocks. SCIMIONE:Fap-tastic. All right, this is a tough one. You have two choices: 1. Make Shakira your cum queen, but you can jack off only for her and on her; 2. Make Shakira your number one whore, but you can only watch as she does anyone and everyone you decide to have fuck and jackoff on her.ALEX: Hm, you're right, tough question (thinking as he jacks off)...I would make her my cumqueen and would pump her with my jizz for years until she bores me. After that, I would pimp her out. Scim, you can use her for free any time, my man!
SCIMIONE:Okay, let's talk about KIM KARDASHIAN. You love to drench her in dickjuice, right? So of all the things that make your dick spurt for Kim, what is the one thing about Kim that makes you jack off on her the most often ?ALEX: It's definitely Kim's whore eyes. She has these dark stupid arrogant whore eyes. I just want to degrade her with my cock and cum as bad as possible. I don't have to tell you about her mad tits and ass. She is a perfect fuckdoll!


SCIMIONE:Everyone knows Kim loves cum. How do you think she likes it the most? -- all over her face -- all over her tits -- all over her ass -- pumped down her throat -- pumped into her ass -- pumped into her pussy -- dripping out of her ass and pussy into a champagne glass so she can drink itALEX: I think she is one of the nastiest whores out there, so it's: "dripping out of her ass and pussy into a champagne glass so she can drink it." Honestly, I think she hired a gangbang bukakke team of 20 dudes, so she can feed herself with nothing else but cum every day. SCIMIONE:How many cocks do you think Kim can take in her major butt?ALEX: Dude, that's also a tough question. But I think she can take at least four cocks - at the same time, that is - in her slutty butthole. SCIMIONE: Booty-licious! Okay, Kim says to you, "Alex, dominate me." What will you do to her? You have two choices: 1. Make Kim your submissive, but you have to put up with having her around every day! 2. Be invited to a party at Kanye West's mansion to watch Kim get fucked by a hundred black guys.ALEX: Hah, that's easy. I would make her my little fuck puppy and pound her brutally until she nearly needs to go to the hospital. And then I would call up Kanye to come over with a his black gangbang team, so she really needs a doctor.
ALEX: OK, Scim, my turn to ask you about these cum queens. Let's start off with Shakira. What is your favorite Shakira jack-off video? SCIMIONE: Well, you know I don't really care about her music. And because all of Shakira's videos are basically jack off videos, I like to watch only the parts where she's shaking her butt. ALEX: Awesome. Which part of Shakira's body makes your snake spurt cum all over the place the most? SCIMIONE:Her face is definitely an excellent cum target. As far as her body goes, I would say I would choose the top of the crack of her ass to spurt on. Imagine rubbing your cock there on the crack, before you stick it in her butthole, and then when you pull out your rod, you rub the top of that crack again with your dick, and then you shoot a hot rope of cum all over her booty and her back.
ALEX: Imagine Shakira says: "You can put your cock in every one of my holes" Which hole would be your first choice? SCIMIONE:Her asshole is the first place, but going ass to mouth would be the absolute best. You make her lick your dick clean each time, and make it slippery with her saliva, so your boner slides right in to her tight juicy bum. She'd squeal like a pig and probably cum right away.ALEX: For sure, man, I can hear Shakira howling like a she-wolf already. So what treatment would Shakira get in Scimione's fuckdungeon?
SCIMIONE:Of course she'd have to pole dance and shake her ass all the time, which takes a lot of energy, so Shakira would live on a protein diet, where she eats fresh cum from a dish three times a day. ALEX: Haha, I love it. Okay, Shakira and Kim are having some nasty girl-girl action with a strapon. Tell me what happens when: a. Shakira fucks Kim b. Kim fucks Shakira SCIMIONE:Both of them will be wearing double dong strapons so they are fucking each other in the ass and pussy. They suck the cunt juice and the ass juice from the two strapons as they fuck each other over and over again until they collapse, completely exhausted from having multiple orgasms. Of course they'll be screaming with pleasure the whole time they are doing each other.
ALEX: Fucking great. Okay, let's talk about 'Kum' Kardashian. What is the hottest part of Kim's hot body? SCIMIONE:You know, I think her mouth is pretty amazing. And of course, her massive rack that she shows off all the time so you HAVE to give her all your jizz. But her ass is maybe the best in the business. It's big enough for sure to take on all the cocks in the world.ALEX: Imagine you are Kim's pimp. How would 'Scim Da Pimp' punish her, if she wouldn't have earned enough cash that night? SCIMIONE:Well, we know Kim loves to have her booty spanked, so she probably didn't work too hard that night so she knew we would spank her. And that's what she'd get. After her ass is burning from the whipping she gets, we'll cool it off with some fresh cum. ALEX: Fuck, this is making me hard too. All right, next question. Shakira and Kim are down on all fours serving your cock with their slutty mouths...after that, both turn over and offer you their asses. Which ass you would like to fuck the most? SCIMIONE:Man, that's a tough question. But seeing as Kim's been such a regular cum target, she gets her reward by getting fucked first. Or maybe I fuck Shakira first just to make Kim jealous (laughing).

ALEX: What do you think about Kim's sextape? I mean, does she have any talent at all, or do you just have to condition her like a stupid puppy? SCIMIONE:Kim's talent is obviously that she's one of the world's most successful attention whores. I mean, let's face it, Kim is rich and famous, and just because all she does is strut around like a premium hooker. Her sextape was a genius promotion for her. Say what you want about Kim Kardashian, but she's turned her talent for making boners into a lot of fucking money. ALEX:What is Kim's favorite thing? a) cum all over her face b) cum in her mouth SCIMIONE:I would have to say all over her face. In fact I doubt she swallows the cum, she probably spits it out right away. But on her face, she'll take sperm all day and all night long.
ALEX: Fucking right on, man. SCIMIONE: Hey Alex, thanks again, man. It was great to dominate these fuckbunnies.ALEX: For sure, Scim. These sluts need our seed, and we have to give it to them! See more cum on SHAKIRA and KIM KARDASHIAN by ALEX and SCIMIONE on their blogs: CUM ON CELEB WHORES, BLONDES HAVE MORE CUM, and BRUNETTES LOVE HOT CUM.

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